Archive for 09/10/2013

WWSRC Bala 5th and 6th October 2013

15 members of Bramston CC and 3 guests headed off to Bala in Wales to take part in a 2-day White-Water-Safety and Rescue course.

Why any White water would need safety advice or indeed to be rescued did puzzle me, however, it soon became clear that it was some of us that needed the safety advice and on many occasions, were in desperate need of rescuing.

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It’s fair to say the group contained a range of “mixed ability” paddlers, maybe better defined as “mixed concern” paddlers , as some of us had serious concerns about leaving the relative safety of terra firma and intentionally throwing oneself into fast moving water with all it’s associated drops, rocks, strainers and other hazards of extreme unpleasantness and potential pain, whilst some obviously had no concerns at all and couldn’t wait to get the inevitable adrenalin rush that comes with an excursion to the outside of ones comfort zone.

The group donned various levels of protection from the driest of dry suits to almost obscenely tight wet suits, the former being under the impression that staying dry apart from ones face was the best idea to survive the onslaught of cold water, whilst the later presumably had some kind of exhibitionistic fetish.


Day -1 saw us introduced to our 3 coaches in groups of 6, our particular group consisted of  Joy “the canoe woman”, Ian “The controller”, Mandy “Fluro Woman”, Nicky “The Frog”, Cheryl “The rope” and Gary “ The Labrador”, and we headed off to partake in all things “self-rescue” with our allocated coach, Richard “This is meant to be a dry suit !!!”…this unfortunately meant lots of forceful swimming, with more focus on fast and furious arm rotation rather than finesse of stroke delivery. Synchronised swimming this is not !! We were taught that the mental focus should always be positive…” I will make this eddy” is quite acceptable…but apparently thinking to oneself “If I don’t make this Eddy I’m definitely going to die” is not quite so good, unless of course you are looking at the last eddy above the falls of inevitable bone crunching Death, in which case you might have a case to argue that your attitude is actually just “realism”.

We discovered that lots of people demonstrated no consistency whatsoever when throwing throw-lines, mostly due to the fact that they owned a throw-line, but had in-fact rarely ever tried to use it, instead opting to keep it nice and clean and dry , tucked up with all the other “safety kit” that one gets, but hopes to never use.

After some practice we did actually increase our accuracy as a group, especially Mandy who started to bounce the bag off of the swimmers head.

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We set up a “strainer” and attempted to cross it “defensively”, this was apparently so that we could fully understand the need to hit a strainer in an attacking swimming style, but I think it was more to do with our coach having a risk-free laugh at our expense as we inevitably all went under it upside down.We used the Chest harness to hold static in the flow, just to feel how much pressure there is in that situation and just how much of an air pocket you actually get when held like that.

There is a body in there somewhere

There is a body in there somewhere. Looks like Cheryl!

We found out that Mandy is the best shot with the throw bag as far as accuracy goes, but no-one came near to my distance skills….as long as I remember to actually let go!

The whole team went for a meal that night, joined by the coaches and some bloke called Kevin who just happened to be in the area with his family. Stories of heroic actions were exchanged freely, whilst slightly less alcohol was consumed than the previous evening and the “die-hard” core of drinkers diminished somewhat to a small group of dehydrated masochists.

Day -2 saw our team practicing some eddy hoping in various boat convoys whilst trying out hand signals and leadership skills and then the ropes were out again for “pinning theory” which could be more accurately described as “HELP, I’ve lost my ruddy boat”.

We looked at the rather grave situation of foot entrapment, and the fact that the grave is indeed where you will probably end up, unless your team can react just slightly faster than superman can fly, in order to get a rope across and lift your head from the water……

We put the lines to other good uses like getting the team and a few boats/kit across the river in zip-line fashion…..quite enjoyable to float downstream knowing one is connected to a fixed line.

More swimming and throw-line rescues were practiced; I even managed to bag a couple of individuals from another group who just happened to be flowing past on their way to the chipper. We thought of letting Andy flow through, but Mandy caved in and executed another on-target throw to rescue him as well….an opportunity missed there.

All in all the weekend was enjoyed by everyone. We owe massive thanks to our instructor Richard for putting up with the sick , lame and quite frankly, completely unfit members of his team, but then there was Gary……in for another swim and I didn’t even see someone throw a ball this time.

What did I learn?

  • Don’t ever get a foot trapped
  • Strainers must be attacked.
  • Find an eddy BEFORE the drop, not after.
  • When swimming a helmet visor is “catchy”, but great when you are held static for providing a bigger breathing hole
  • If you find yourself swimming, hope that Mandy is on bank support.
  • Throw a ball in a river and Gary will jump in after it.
  • New dry suits are not always that dry.
  • Nicky can tell you the model numbers of all the Dyson hand dryers (she doesn’t get out much)
  • Don’t try to knee a rock, the rock will win every time
  • Never set up just for the photo…even if a bloke down the pub said it would look cool, don’t do it.
  • And above all?……. Rescue yourself!!! 

Submitted by Ian B.

“Billys Group” consisted of Jill, Phil, Liam, Chris, Karen and John

John H – Best bit about the weekend for me was walking as a team in a V shape across the fast flowing water. Surprising bit was swimming across the stopper in the weir. Technical bit was the pulley system and various knots (there were two!). Most fun was the live bait catching and most memorable – seeing Karens unique method of draining out her trousers with the aid of Jill!

Unconventional but practical way of draining ones pants!

Unconventional but practical way of draining ones pants!

Liam Healy – Thank you very much, it was a good course and good company. I felt that the course was very good and well run. Good fun and educational, learning lots of new skills that will be beneficial and I’m sure useful at some point.